Name: Sirius Rap
Duration: P00H03M04S
Description: Sirius Black's desire for revenge against Peter Pettigrew always felt like a diss track. So, I made it into one!

Sirius Rap

by Dream Quaffle

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Sirius Black's desire for revenge against Peter Pettigrew always felt like a diss track. So, I made it into one!

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Don't call me "Sirius Black"
I stepped back from that
It's old hat
You can just call me Sirius Rap
Straight out the House of Black into Azkaban
Now I'm back, 'cause you know I got a master plan
To catch little Peter Pettigrew
He joined a petty crew
I'm coming for his ass
He's pretty petty-screwed
I'll catch his ass in a rat trap
Put a wand to his back
and BLAST him off of the Marauder's Map!

(With a rat-a-tat-tat
Run, Peter, run! Run, Peter, run!
'Cause if I catch you, you're done)

Back in the day, yeah we kept him safe.
Never thought he would dane to betray Lily and James
Lead him on a chase to make him pay
But he escaped fate, and slid into a sewer grate
I took the blame and I got defamed
Sitting in a cell thinking he died with no shame
But I remembered the name
Tried to stay tame
But then came the day that went up in flames

(I saw his picture on the front page
I caught a glimpse of my old friend
Let's try this again...)

Turns out he went to kick it with the Weasleys
But now I'm back, and he won't get away so easily
I busted out like a hound from Hell
Like my name is Baskerville
PISSED if you couldn't tell
I swam and I swam and I kept up my stamina
Got to the land with a wand in my hand and I
Began a journey to get my hands dirty
But firstly, I had to stop by the Dursleys

(I better watch myself
'Cause I could make mad trouble for these muggles
The way they made my boy struggle)

Harry: he's not a baby now, he's 13
He looks like James except for his eyes are green
How can I tell him that my father and mother
Are six feet under because of MY blunder?
Without a time turner I can't take it back
I lost the only real family I ever had
I hope he'll understand, he's probably so mad
I never be his father, maybe I could be his dad

(We'll get back to that
I gotta go be the Godfather
Protect Harry Potter)

One thing at a time, getting back on my grind
I gotta get back to Hogwarts to commit a crime
I'm gonna make Peter pick a pack of pickled pain
I'll take my wand and dissect his little rat brains
'Cause Sirius Rap has serious wrath
and when I catch Petty Peter, take him out like "CHICKA-BRAH!"
His days are numbered, there'll be no hesitating
'Cause after 12 years, I'VE DONE MY WAITING!

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released July 2, 2021

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Dream Quaffle Louisville, Kentucky

Experimental wizard rock over here!!! Who knows what I'm going to do next?? Let's find out together!! I can't wait to take the journey with you!! #wizardrock #wrock

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