I Know an Old Wizard Who Swallowed a Bean

from Lullabies for Magical Children by Dream Quaffle

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I know an old wizard who swallowed a bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed a rat
He wasn't a wizard, thank goodness for that!
He swallowed the rat to catch the bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed a kneazle
So fluffy and fuzzy, it made him sneezle
He swallowed the kneazle to catch the rat
He swallowed the rat to catch the bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed an owl
Whose feathers and talons made him taste foul
He swallowed the owl to catch the kneazle
He swallowed the kneazle to catch the rat
He swallowed the rat to catch the bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed a thestral
It wasn't easy, but he did his best-ral
He swallowed the thestral to catch the owl
He swallowed the owl to catch the kneazle
He swallowed the kneazle to catch the rat
He swallowed the rat to catch the bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed a nargle
They might not be real, but I wouldn't argue
He swallowed the nargle to catch the thestral
He swallowed the thestral to catch the owl
He swallowed the owl to catch the kneazle
He swallowed the kneazle to catch the rat
He swallowed the rat to catch the bean
An icky, sticky, Bertie Botts bean
He might turn green!

I know an old wizard who swallowed a dragon
He got sick, turned green, and he is NOT braggin'

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from Lullabies for Magical Children, released April 14, 2023

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Experimental wizard rock over here!!! Who knows what I'm going to do next?? Let's find out together!! I can't wait to take the journey with you!! #wizardrock #wrock

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