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There once was a lad who said that he
Would take control of the Ministry
One way or another would succeed
And thus achieve his goal (OH!)
Chorus:
Soon may the Weatherby come
He works all day 'til his brain is numb
No time for friends or fun
He's got to reach his goal!
He worked as hard as a Hufflepuff
He got top grades, but it weren't enough
The Weatherby showed he knew his stuff
So they made him Head Boy (Oi!)
(Chorus)
He wanted to prove he was so slouch
So he went to work for a man named Crouch
That man was smart, but he was a grouch
Who can't remember names (OUCH!)
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He did so well that he got a bump
But Weatherby hit a tiny slump
Where his boss was fake and he was a chump
Because he didn't know (YO!)
He righted the ship and he kept his seat
But he lost his seat to the Ministry
Ol' Weatherby was not discreet
When he disowned his family
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If you make deals and pull these stunts
While going after what you want
Choose what is right, not what is easy
Or end up like Weatherby
(Chorus)
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It was a little boy's birthday today, he was a selfish kid
And he got a lot of meaningless gifts
Oh, yes, yes, he did
His mum and dad took him to the zoo, 'cause they loved him true
But they had to take Harry too, even though they didn't really want to
He wouldn't share his knickerbocker glory with him
If they hadn't gave him the wrong one
All Harry wanted was his love like a brother, but he failed
He'll just have to wait 'til he meets Ron
Vernon Dursley was a man who enjoyed his job
And he loved his wife and kid, be he was kind of a snob
He took his nephew in, and it gave him so much frustration
He felt the Boy Who Lived was his utter humiliation
He'd never share his knickerbocker glory with him
He said that Harry came out wrong
All Harry wanted was his love like a father, but he failed
He could never measure up to Prongs
Petunia was a prim and proper sort
She had her nose stuck in the air and a face just like a horse
She had no love in her heart for little Harry Potter
Long-gone sister's son, treated like some kind of stranger
She could have shared her knickerbocker glory with him
Now he'll have to make it on his own
All Harry wanted was her to love him like a mother, but she failed
Guess he'll have to find love on his own
Someday, he'll find love on his own, oh, yes, he will
Someday, he'll find love on his own
Somehow, someday, he will find true friends and family
And he'll never have to be alone
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I met Dolores at my hearing at the Ministry
When I spoke up, she tried to find me guilty
I thought I got away, but she showed up at my school
And that's when I knew the year would not be cool
And so I said:
Chorus:
If I fight Dolores, then Dolores will probably win
If I fight Dolores, then Dolores will probably win
I won't have to get out of trouble if I don't get in it
If I fight Dolores, then Dolores will probably win
She called me a liar, so I took it and I threw it back
She put me in detention, but I swore I wouldn't crack
So, we started up an army with a really, really kick-ass name
When we got caught, Dumbledore took the blame
That's why I say
(Chorus)
Dolores! No, no, no!
Dolores! No, no, no!
Dolores! No, no, no!
(Repeat chorus)
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Chorus:
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got friends
I’ve got friends
I’ve got friends
I’ve got friends
Made you with some magic and a little bit of paint
And when the sun is rising I look up to see your face
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When I fall asleep at night I look up at your face
And when I’m feeling all alone I look up at your face
(Chorus)
And I’ve got all I ever needed
And maybe friends become our family
Family is what we need to make it through the day
And Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville look where we’ve been
We’ll make it through okay
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And I’ve got all I ever needed
Right here
Right here
Right here
Right here
Right here
Right here
Right here
Right here
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Chorus:
Oh, Voldemort! Troubles my heart! Oh, Voldemort! Troubles my heart!
Tore apart his soul and gave me a scar!
Tore apart his soul and gave me a scar!
Oh, Voldemort! Troubles my heart! Oh, Voldemort! Troubles my heart!
Tore apart his soul and gave me a scar!
Tore apart his soul and gave me a scar!
Dumbledore said that I was safe
The "power of love" would keep him away
Dumbledore said that I was safe
The "power of love" would keep him away
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"One or the other," the prophecy said
Neither can live until the other is dead
"One or the other," the prophecy said
Neither can live until the other is dead
(Chorus)
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Oj oj oj!
Det är fyrverkerier i hela köket
Oj oj oj!
Det blir så väldigt fasligt stökigt
Oj oj oj!
Percys märke är defekt
Hur ska det gå?
Oj oj oj!
Hur ska det gå för dem?
Fred och George
Oj oj oj!
Nu har de gjort det igen
De har smitit ut ur skolan
Oj oj oj!
Fred och George
Oj oj oj!
Nu har de gjort det igen
Varför stal de toaletten?
Oj oj oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Det är träskmarker på femte våningen
Oj oj oj!
Vi måste paddla för att komma hem igen
Oj oj oj!
Vem är vem egentligen?
Hur ska det gå?
Oj oj oj!
Hur ska det gå för dem?
Fred och George
Oj oj oj!
Nu har de gjort det igen
De skrämde slag på stackars Umbridge
Oj oj oj!
Fred och George
Oj oj oj!
Nu har de gjort det igen
Det är kaos i hela skolan
Oj oj oj oj oj !
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj!
Oj oj oj oj oj!
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Oh, Ron! Oh, Ron!
Won't you lay off Viktor Krum?
Oh, Ron! Oh, Ron!
'Cause you're acting like a knob
Oh, Harry! Oh, Harry!
Tell your friend to bugger off
Just tell him "you wouldn't like it if they did the same to you"
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Get away! Get away! Stay away tonight!
They're not doing anything wrong
Go away! Go away! Stay away tonight!
Who cares if they dance all night long?
You could have asked Hermione
To go to wizard prom
But someone else noticed
That she's got it going on
You're bitter and you're jealous
Just because she told you off
So, shut up! And just take it
She does not belong to you
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If you want to start the healing,
Don't try to talk your way out
I'm not saying that she's falling in love
But you shouldn't spoil her fun
Oh, Ron! Oh, Ron! Won't you lay off Viktor Krum?
You know you wouldn't like it if they did the same to you!
(Chorus)
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Chorus:
I'm just trying to be me
I can't help it if they see
Someone who doesn't quite fit in
Who will never get to win
My friends may be few and far between
But my closest friends have seen
The love in my heart
That will never break apart
I'm happy being me
I made a lion hat for a Quidditch game
Enchanted it to make it roar, gave it a nice mane
The Ravenclaws were skeptical, I stood out of the crowd
But my friends in Gryffindor smiled and felt proud
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One time Harry helped me to find my stolen shoes
At the end of the school year. But the things that we lose
Have a way of coming back to us in the end
And at the end of every day at least I have a friend
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Cemeteries scarin' me
Rather live eternally
I wanna stay in this world
And make sure that I stay for good
Don't wanna have to tear my soul
In pieces just to reach my goal
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll breathe
When the Hallows, the Hallows come to me
Guide me to the Elder Wand
If I don't find it, I'll be gone
A stone that reaches through the Veil,
If I don't find it, I will fail
A cloak that makes me hard to see
If only to complete the three
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'll breathe
When the Hallows, the Hallows come to me
(yeah, yeah...)
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We thought you were just a squib
Never had any talent with a wand as a little kid
Couldn't even get the hang of a broom
You started crying when you broke your arm, you big buffoon
Now it looks like you've started growing up
Maybe it's time for us to shut up
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
'Cause it's all messed up, it doesn't make any sense
You're the one that we trust, so tell us what's next
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
Your granny was a crazy old bat
Always sending you howlers, and who could ever forget
Her stuffed vulture hat
When you asked our sis to the ball
We started laughing because we didn't even think that you
Liked girls at all
Now it looks like you've started growing up
Maybe it's time for us to shut up
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
'Cause it's all messed up, it doesn't make any sense
You're the one that we trust, so tell us what's next
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
Then you hooked up with the DA
Went up against the Death Eaters, so we started thinking
That you're okay
When you showed up in the Hog's Head
We knew you were our leader and you're so freaking awesome!
You cut off Nagini's head
Now it looks like you are all grown up
It's definitely time for us to shut up
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
'Cause it's all messed up, it doesn't make any sense
You're a badass now, so tell us what's next
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
'Cause it's all messed up, it doesn't make any sense
You're the one that we trust, so tell us what's best
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
'Cause it's all messed up, it doesn't make any sense
You're the one that we trust, so tell us what's best
Neville, Neville, get us out of this mess
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The recipe for My Polyjuice Potion is simple: 50% covers of songs by wizard rock artists I respect and admire, and 50% parodies of some of my favorites songs! Each song has it's own unique flavor to give it just a little something extra.
